Friday, March 11, 2011

GEMINI MANRAINBOW


















GEMINI MANRAINBOW

(MAY 22 - JUNE 21)


Gay Twins can be quite romantic, but it can be more of a mind game with notes, clues and dirty whispers on the phone. Can you put up with more talk than pure passion action? It may be the one way to hold these fickle fiends to one lover. Send an unsigned valentine and see what happens.



VIRGO MANRAINBOW















VIRGO MANRAINBOW

(AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)


These folks are clean fanatics so don't show up all hot and bothered with dirty underwear; it just won't stir up the flame of passion in meticulous Virgo. There are, of course those afflicted Virgins that love that sort of thing but it is against the law of astrological averages.



LIBRA MANRAINBOW






LIBRA MANRAINBOW

(SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)


These folks don't mind an argument as long as both sides can kiss and make up when it's all over. If you go just a little crazy when the scales fail to tip decidedly in your direction, don't panic. Let these diplomats of the zodiac carry the rainbow flag forward and tell them how charming they are when they do.



SCORPIO MANRAINBOW






SCORPIO MANRAINBOW

(OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)


Sex, sex and more sex. Scorpios are motivated by the intense passionate power play of it all. If you didn't already know, Scorpios are exactly what the darkness was made for! It is not a bad thing to play a bit of a mind game with them, if you are prepared for the volcanic finish. These folks take no prisoners and do not share!


SAGITTARIUS MANRAINBOW






SAGITTARIUS MANRAINBOW

(NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)


Give the gay Archers their freedom and they will not stray far. Entice them with faraway travel and exotic treats. Speak to them in a foreign language (preferable french...) and rub their thighs. If that doesn't work, give them a kick in the patoot and wait until they come to you.



CAPRICORN MANRAINBOW






CAPRICORN MANRAINBOW

(DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)


Goats measure their own worth by what society dictates. If you find them more than a little closeted, give them the benefit of the doubt and blame it on their astrological karma. They need to feel important because they really have such a low self image. Listen to their advice and make them believe you will follow it.